ETRE POUR AVOIR OU AVOIR POUR ETRE
AVOIR et ÊTRE
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( Yves Duteil )
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Loin des vieux livres de grammaire,
Écoutez comment un beau soir,
Ma mère m’enseigna les mystères
Du verbe être et du verbe avoir.
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Parmi mes meilleurs auxiliaires,
Il est deux verbes originaux,
Avoir et Être étaient deux frères
Que j’ai connus dès le berceau.
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Bien qu’opposés de caractère,
On pouvait les croire jumeaux,
Tant leur histoire est singulière,
Mais ces deux frères étaient rivaux.
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Ce qu’Avoir aurait voulu être,
Être voulait toujours l’avoir.
À ne vouloir ni dieu ni maître,
Le verbe Être s’est fait avoir.
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Son frère Avoir était en banque
Et faisait un grand numéro,
Alors qu’Être, toujours en manque,
Souffrait beaucoup dans son ego.
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Pendant qu’Être apprenait à lire
Et faisait ses humanités,
De son côté, sans rien lui dire,
Avoir apprenait à compter.
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Et il amassait des fortunes
En avoirs, en liquidités,
Pendant qu’Être, un peu dans la lune,
S’était laissé déposséder.
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Avoir était ostentatoire
Lorsqu’il se montrait généreux,
Être en revanche, et c’est notoire,
Est bien souvent présomptueux.
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Avoir voyage en classe Affaires,
Il met tous ses titres à l’abri;
Alors qu’Être est plus débonnaire,
Il ne gardera rien pour lui.
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Sa richesse est tout intérieure,
Ce sont les choses de l’esprit;
Le verbe Être est tout en pudeur
Et sa noblesse est à ce prix.
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Un jour, à force de chimères,
Pour parvenir à un accord,
Entre verbes, ça peut se faire,
Ils conjuguèrent leurs efforts.
Et pour ne pas perdre la face,
Au milieu des mots rassemblés,
Ils se sont répartis les tâches
Pour enfin se réconcilier.
Le verbe Avoir a besoin d’Être …
Parce qu’être, c’est exister;
Le verbe Être a besoin d’avoirs
Pour enrichir ses bons côtés.
Et de palabres interminables
En arguties alambiquées,
Nos deux frères inséparables
Ont pu être et avoir été…
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